"the phrase skinny bitches shouldn’t bother you"
WOW HAHA ITS ALMOST AS IF WOMEN DON’T WANT TO BE CALLED BITCHES HAHA AM I RIGHT????
OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED I HAVE A 4 DAY WEEKEND I JUST HAVE TO GET THROUGH WORK TOMORROW AND I’M FREE I’M SO MENTALLY/EMOTIONALLY EXHAUSTED I JUST FEEL LIKE CRYING I’M SO READY.
lamentedcorporal said:I've just realised now much TV I've got recorded to watch when I get home. If I'm not clinically obese by Wednesday I'll be disappointed in myself.
Be the disgusting couch potato you were always meant to be. Become one with the potato.
I love your nose
I light-weight hate my nose so thank you for saying that.
No seriously omfg. I’m not joking that’s such a rad nose.
It sounds so stupid but I had my own nose, so it’s usually the first thing I notice about other people like “ugh what a nice nose fuck you” lmao
IT HAS THIS BIG STUPID BUMP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BRIDGE I hate it, other than that i’d be good.
I like your nose tho??? like don’t hate on your nose, it’s totally cute.