microwaveofficial:

"the phrase skinny bitches shouldn’t bother you"

WOW HAHA ITS ALMOST AS IF WOMEN DON’T WANT TO BE CALLED BITCHES HAHA AM I RIGHT????

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

lamentedcorporal replied to your post: OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED I HAVE A 4 D…

What if you’re kidnapped by aliens

Well that’s an interesting direction for this conversation to take…

OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED I HAVE A 4 DAY WEEKEND I JUST HAVE TO GET THROUGH WORK TOMORROW AND I’M FREE I’M SO MENTALLY/EMOTIONALLY EXHAUSTED I JUST FEEL LIKE CRYING I’M SO READY.

I've just realised now much TV I've got recorded to watch when I get home. If I'm not clinically obese by Wednesday I'll be disappointed in myself.

Be the disgusting couch potato you were always meant to be. Become one with the potato.

commander-nation replied to your post: commander-nation replied to your post:…

Yeah, the thing is, I think you’re gorgeous??? and I don’t know where this Ellen Page shit comes in but whatevs, you’re too hot for me, you goddamn sun.

Oops sorry my face melted off, look what you’ve done now.

lamentedcorporal:

memosfromlevi:

lamentedcorporal replied to your post: Selfies you say? Lucky for you i’m ea…

I love your nose

I light-weight hate my nose so thank you for saying that.

No seriously omfg. I’m not joking that’s such a rad nose.

It sounds so stupid but I had my own nose, so it’s usually the first thing I notice about other people like “ugh what a nice nose fuck you” lmao

IT HAS THIS BIG STUPID BUMP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BRIDGE I hate it, other than that i’d be good. 

I like your nose tho??? like don’t hate on your nose, it’s totally cute.

lamentedcorporal replied to your post: Selfies you say? Lucky for you i’m ea…

I love your nose

I light-weight hate my nose so thank you for saying that.

iamthedangerzone:

Someone finally said it.

commander-nation replied to your post: commander-nation replied to your post:…

um HAH. YEAH, NICE TRY.

Ummmmmmmm except i’m totally serious. You would crush me in a selfie-off. I am no match against your Ellen Page-esq cuteness.