All current soldiers are to remember that this is a military unit, not a bloody daycare.
"I'm surrounded by imbeciles"
~Notes From the Desk of the Lance Corporal~
“To Whom It May Concern:
This is a reminder that designated training periods are to be observed as such, no exceptions. I don’t know what you were all taught in basic, but we have a military issued list of acceptable activities, of which does not include “practicing your twerking.” Not only is this a complete waste of the Legion’s time, it is highly unprofessional and makes you all look like a band of raving lunatics. Also, the assertion that I am a “closet master twerker” is, and has never been accurate, no matter how many times you assure your comrades that it is true.
On a semi-related note, Mr. Springer is hear-by banned from repeatedly “beat-boxing” in my presence unless he wishes to be on the receiving end of a physical reprimand that will prevent him from enjoying his meals without the aid of a straw.”